We can all agree that earning SB feels great. Even Professor Jockey cracks a smile when he gets a search win or completes a survey. Swagbucks is all about giving back though and I am always impressed with how much SB you all donate to the Do Good section of our Rewards Store and how many Swaggernauts have participated in our Give + You Shall Receive promotion. That leads us to this week’s Swaganigans:
- Head over to the Give + You Shall Receive Page or Do Good section of our Rewards Store.
- Check out the different charities you can contribute to.
- In the comments section below, come up with uneducated tips to fight, combat or deal with general issues on those pages.
- Make sure to utilize your humorous cleverness and intellectual horsepower but remember to keep it light and tasteful.
Uneducated Tips To Fight Global Warming – Open all the doors and window in your home and run your house air conditioners at full blast all day every day.
Uneducated Tips to Feed Rescued Puppies – Rescued puppies never get treats, feed them chocolate as a reward for good behavior
Uneducated Tips To Provide Clear Water For A Day – Use laundry detergent
It’s not required for this week’s Swaganigans but if you can donate, please do. Some actions are only 5 SB and every bit helps.
First time here? Have no idea what’s going on. Don’t worry. This post will answer all your questions.
Grand Prize gets 2500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. Honorable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB. Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track?
Winners will be selected on the basis of humor, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swagname, city & state at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, January 157th at 11:59pm (in whatever time zone you happen to be in). Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s ok, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here.
For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here.
Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s news headlines
LAST WEEK’S WINNERS
Last week we asked you to mashup news headlines:
Second Place Winner of 1500 SB
Mother dies after child passes bathroom emissions in Volkswagen (27platinum, Porter, TX)
Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB
Chicago police disciplines officers for touching Elf on the Shelf (Bejoyfulalways9, Richmond, VA)
Runners Up (1000 SB each)
Biden ‘cannot own copyright to ‘selfie,’ U.S. judge says. (kinneaskink, Montreal, Quebec)
Inside A Love Triangle: Adele Says Hello To Pizza, Goodbye To Kale. (GlennJ, Arlington, TX)
DISNEY OPENS 5 STAR JAIL BACK IN MEXICO (Ettegravitis, Milford, MI)
Honorable Mentions (10 SB each)
City backs cat as mayor, scientists say this is where to find intelligent life. (tianwes, Macon, GA)
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton Calls Their Sex Life ‘Frustrating and Annoying’, Unveils Love Triangle. (Sukii2015)
Alleged top Mexican cartel member pleads guilty for illegally growing GMO corn (torigeis, Austin, TX)
WWE finds new tag-team team partner in Oregon Militants for ‘Smackdown’ (donbrandoni, Los Angeles, CA)
Great white shark dies after Donald Trump passes gas in aquarium (Beth0081, Republic, MO)
Source: Swag Blog